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Bauer questioned, insists he's not Robin.

Despite accusations that the 22 year-old American was one of several drivers playing the part of Batman's apprentice and crime-fighting associate, Robin, the young American stubbornly insisted at a hastily arranged press conference that he had no knowledge of any such heroics.

"Man, I just show up on race-day and drive fast." the young American responded, while hastily untucking his shirt and pulling it down past his pouch-laden belt.

"Wouldn't know anything about this whole Robin thing. Bruce Wayne's one hell of a driver though. And so are Barker and Cheever."

The young man stuck heavily to his cue cards through-out the press-conference, and carefully avoided any bird-related comments or humor.

"Now if you don't mind, I need to stop out at Way-- err, at a friend's house to help him fi- ugh, move."

The young American then shot a grappling hook through a sky-light and was lifted mechanically from the room.