Пресс-релиз - A new star is born

A new star is born

Sebastian Vettel and Fernando Alonso.
Two men - one true love. A child is given birth:

Sebando Alettel.

"I am here to take it all, fingering nippon style is my way", the rapidly grown youngster was cited.

His genes are formidabel, so now its up to Sebando Alettel.

Will he become the greatest on earth?